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I couldn’t throw up, cause the toilet bowl called me a homo.

I couldn’t throw up, cause the toilet bowl called me a homo.

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2 weeks ago on May 31, 2013 at 07:12pm
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Brains are all I’ve eaten all week it’s true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.

Brains are all I’ve eaten all week it’s true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.

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2 weeks ago on May 31, 2013 at 02:24pm
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2 weeks ago on May 31, 2013 at 09:36am
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I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn.

I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn.

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2 weeks ago on May 31, 2013 at 04:48am
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2 weeks ago on May 30, 2013 at 07:12pm
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Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho’s kiss.

Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho’s kiss.

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2 weeks ago on May 30, 2013 at 02:25pm
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Ha! You’re totally cute. If you fetch me a beer, I’ll let you touch my boob.

Ha! You’re totally cute. If you fetch me a beer, I’ll let you touch my boob.

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2 weeks ago on May 30, 2013 at 09:36am
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Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl.

Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl.

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2 weeks ago on May 30, 2013 at 04:48am
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They’re so big. It’s really obnoxious. It’s like two ewoks chillin’ in my boxers.

They’re so big. It’s really obnoxious. It’s like two ewoks chillin’ in my boxers.

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2 weeks ago on May 29, 2013 at 07:12pm
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2 weeks ago on May 29, 2013 at 02:24pm
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3 weeks ago on May 29, 2013 at 09:36am
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I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin’ glowsticks.

I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin’ glowsticks.

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3 weeks ago on May 29, 2013 at 04:48am
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DeeJay could’ve gotten laid 3 times.

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3 weeks ago on May 28, 2013 at 07:12pm
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