I couldn’t throw up, cause the toilet bowl called me a homo.
Brains are all I’ve eaten all week it’s true, but if my heart were still beating, it would beat for you.
I think I love you more than the Japanese love tentacle porn.
Catwoman and Harley Quinn, I swear I saw those ho’s kiss.
Ha! You’re totally cute. If you fetch me a beer, I’ll let you touch my boob.
Let’s come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl.
They’re so big. It’s really obnoxious. It’s like two ewoks chillin’ in my boxers.
I laugh at Jason Voorhees rockin’ glowsticks.